To Cupid-- Completely Meta, of Course
Dear Cupid,
This year, I've had my ups and downs in the love department.
Josef Lange (my brother-in-law) painted a nude portrait of me..
Wolfie and I got stuck in a crazy sexual position and had to call Salieri to help us out.
Emperor Josef showed me their superfluous third nipple then started gesturing at it.
So as you can see it's been a hectic year. Can you please make Wolfie hook up with me this Valentine's day? Assure that Wolfie and I stay in love (and lust)?
Sincerely,
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