Have you ever wanted your head to die in a fucking fire?

[staplegun07]

So, I love my brain. I truly do. It is probably the source of a good 50% of my amusement most days. Random, quickfire connections that make no sense, amusing misconnections, hilarious associations, etc. All of these things make my smile, chuckle, or down right burst out laughing. All of these things, plus the fact that I'm not an idiot, are reasons

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[sarcasmissexy]

I've learned this, through trial and error, but sometimes you have to just say what you are thinking, even if it does get misinterpreted. Maybe preface what you are about to say with, "ok, so this is me thinking out loud, and it's going to sound awful, but I need to clear my head..." and so forth. I'm sure you have someone who loves you enough to just listen to you clear your head and if they can't handle it, then poo on them! Isn't your gf a psych major? Dump on her, that's what she's there for!

I'm sorry your brain is being dumb, when mine is being dumb I usually cry for an hour, lash out at someone and then fall asleep, but I'm sure you can find a much healthier outlet for your frustration.

I'm here you know, btw, even though I'm the evil ex girlfriend, I still care...sometimes ;)