Jesus chose me

[staquinasbert]

A lot of you seem to criticize me for not following the teachings of the Bible, but you fail to see that I have been chosen. God and Jesus know I'm better than you. They want me to follow the Old Testament, and wage war against sinners. If you were able to commune with God like I was you might understand

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wow

[nosferatu26]

I feel that I've been chose as well. chosen to end your stupidity. chosen to rid the world of your horid flatulence. dear god. you sicken me.

[anonymous]

hehe u go girlfrind ;)

[misakatsu]

What level paladin? How many times a day can you smite evil? Do you follow Heironeous or St. Cuthbert? Who else is in your party? Is there a dwarf? How much ale can he drink in an hour?