Good Actors: 1 (Angelina Jolie)
Good Scenes: 2 (Maybe)
Poorly done, over the top, references to Alexander's apparently very active homosexual sex life: Stopped counting at about 12
About halfway through, the producers must have thought, Fuck this. Let's just finish this SoB. And it goes downhill. Way downhill. There were about 70 places it could have ended and salvaged what was left, but no. It just kept going and going and going...roughly 170 minutes.
F.
HAPPY TURKEY DAY!
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