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caranthire in star_and_tree

Jan 29, 2005 14:13

*storms into the pub*

BARKEEP!!!! A FLAGON OF ALE!!! AND WHERE ARE YOUR WENCHES?

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ariel_lossemire January 29 2005, 14:45:08 UTC

*has gotten over her Trauma™ and returned to work*

*blinkblink*

Aunt Caranthire?

caranthire January 29 2005, 14:52:55 UTC

...

>.<

I'M NOT FEMALE DAMMIT! THIS IS JUST A TEMPORARY MISHAP CAUSED BY THOSE BASTARD VALA!!! NOW A FLAGON OF ALE, WENCH!!!! AND GET YER TITS OUT!

ariel_lossemire January 29 2005, 14:57:21 UTC

EEEP. *scurries for the ale*

ButthatwouldmakeyoumyuncleandIdon'tthinkIshoulddothat. :S

caranthire January 29 2005, 14:59:42 UTC

*peers at you*

So which one of my brother's spawned you then?

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turin January 29 2005, 17:19:55 UTC

*breaks out of cupboard* :S

*skirts the perimeter of the pub, wondering if he should call on Morno & Lalaith for backup*

caranthire January 29 2005, 17:30:59 UTC

*glances out of the window and scowls, muttering about the plague of mortals*

turin January 29 2005, 17:35:09 UTC

*rubs face*

*briefly considers going back to the house for the spiffy black sword*

*approaches bar*

caranthire January 29 2005, 17:48:28 UTC

*glances at you scathingly*

Well. At least you're not as bad as those bearded short ugly bastards. They may make good weapons, but FUCK they stink.

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