✖ Dante ✖ Mission Five: Resolutions // Wonderland

[albinoidiot]

Happy New Years, fellow prisoners. [A chuckle, he thinks he's being funny.]

I just want to say that for all of you who actually gave me a present during these holidays, you did the right choice. You're obviously so filled with giving that nothing but good-cheer and all that positive crap this season has to offer will touch you in some way, bless

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[lastesper]

[ This face. FOREVER. ]

I-I'm sorry!

[ But she only met you the once! Heck, she didn't even know what Christmas was until a day ago. ]

[albinoidiot]

[Oh, right. He remembers you. He also remembers you didn't know what Christmas was and that he thought you were really cute. The devil's mental gears are turning.]

Yeah, I'm sorry doesn't get me anything. I guess I should be a little lenient on you.

Not your fault you didn't know about Christmas, right?

[lastesper]

But ... um...

[ She pauses to count the boxes on her bed. Let's see, Mizuno, Gau... let's see, who else, Sae of course... she relaxes at the leniency. ]

I could buy you something too.

[albinoidiot]

Could? Could.

[He heaves a dramatic sigh.]

You're breaking my heart, bright-eyes.

[mountain_sage]

[How about the excuse of not knowing what the hell you're talking about?]

...What is this..."holiday"?

[albinoidiot]

[You're excused. THIS TIME.]

It's called Christmas and you're supposed to give people presents. Considering you don't know about it, you won't get any bad luck.

[mountain_sage]

...

[There's a long pause. He's not sure about this whole "gifting" thing. To him, material possessions don't mean much. But he's really unsure about the history behind the holiday and whether it can really bring bad luck.]

Is it really true to have bad luck for not giving something?

[albinoidiot]

Yep. [Dante has no shame.] I only speak the truth.

[iscursednomore]

Well, I clearly did send you something...so I won't apologise.

[Well...if you haven't got the alcohol....it's in the mail somewhere.]

[albinoidiot]

I got your present. Just what I expected from my best friend. Even if we haven't really hanged out... guess that's my fault...

Did you get my present? Let me tell you, it was a pain in the ass to package it.

[iscursednomore]

I try my hardest to buy the best for my friends.

[He nods slightly.]

I do and it was very nice. I'm currently using them at the cafe for the meantime.

[albinoidiot]

I figured you'd like it. You're a tea guy with a tea shop. This is a tea set. I figured it was a sign when I saw it.

[gotchakun]

[Video]

That was your fault for not showing up at the party that was thrown.

[The invite was for everyone. :|]

[albinoidiot]

How is it my fault? I worked! Someone's gotta keep the heartless away.

[gotchakun]

That's no excuse.

Everyone who showed up /made/ time.

[In all honesty Haou has no idea. Had he been the one in control at the time, he wouldn't have attended it at all.]

[albinoidiot]

Well. Keep that up and I'm gonna regret buying you somethin'.

[restorehonour]

I have an idea, how 'bout I get you some glue to keep your mouth shut?

[Seriously, dude, Zuko thinks you like the sound of your own voice too much. It's annoying.]

Gifts aren't gifts if you just demand them from people.

[albinoidiot]

Gift's aren't gifts if you don't give them to people in the first place. And what are you hatin' on me for? I'm just sharing my opinion.

[restorehonour]

You're not just sharing your opinion, you're trying to force people you barely know to get you stuff. You really think that's gonna work?

[albinoidiot]

You'll be surprised.

[He got a daaaate out of it. Like a boss.]