I'll try hard not to pretend

[star_ruet]

I just bumped in to Angeline in the fifth floor girls bathroom, and she gave me some of those muggle 'love heart' sweet thingies. You know the ones. They have little messages written on them, like 'Be Mine' and that sort of bollocks. Apparently she swapped them with some girl in her dorm for a bag of cockroach clusters (hahahah poor girl) and

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[kit_newton]

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[star_ruet]

What's with you and Lavender Brown?

Private to Star

[kit_newton]

She's my ticket to winning the pancake eating competition.
Other than that nothing, she's a bit...odd. Thinks I fathered your puppy

Private to Kit

[star_ruet]

Ah, that explains it..

Thinks I fathered your puppy

If only, eh?