It cant stop, I can't stop SINGING!!!

[notchad]

(Sung to the tune of "Help!")

Sing! I Need to Si-ing!
Sing! Not just anything!
Sing! Egads I'm going to si-iii-ing.

When I was sober, so much more sober then today!
I never sang anything, sung in anyway.
But not these days Khan's been messing with my head,
No I find I've been changed, I'll kill him till he's dead!

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down,
Kill that bastard Khan, if he's around!
I'm singing songs all over the town!
Won't you please, please kill Khan!

And now my self has changed in oh so many ways,
It seems my masculinity has vanished in the haze,
I've grown breasts; it seems, yep, I am sure,
And Now I sing, and I have not done that before!

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down,
Kill that bastard Khan, if he's around!
I'm singing songs all over the town!
Won't you please, please kill Khan!

When I was sober, so much more sober then today!
I never sang anything, sung in anyway.
But not these days Khan's been messing with my head,
No I find I've been changed, I'll kill him till he's dead!

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down,
Kill that bastard Khan, if he's around!
I'm singing songs all over the town!
Won't you please, please kill Khan!