We drink and we drive and we puke and we drink, hey!

[therav]

Therav's head turned because he heard yet another Andorian drinking song.

It was this one.

Bugger Off



Bugger off you bastards bugger off
Bugger off you bastards bugger off
Like a heard of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off

You've be a splendid audiance oh my time has past
Now dont you all be letting the door hit you in the ass
You've been a lovely audiance but enough is enough
We'd take a drink kindly if you'd all just bugger off

Bugger off you bastards bugger off
Bugger off you bastards bugger off
Like a heard of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off

Here to barkeep and waitresses been serving you your beer
They've put up with your noxtious breath and stupid drunken lears
Be leaving all your money on the table when you go
For all you'll have a throbing head and nothing else to show

Bugger off you bastards bugger off
Bugger off you bastards bugger off
Like a heard of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off

Here's to all the lovely people who might be waiting for the band
And thinking one of them might make a charming one night stand
Oh please dont take offence this songs not ment for you
And we'll be happy to oblige you when this nasty job is through

Bugger off you bastards bugger off
Bugger off you bastards bugger off
Like a heard of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off

So now your promising the ladies a night of loving bliss
When truth be told your far too drunk to stand up staight and piss
So give it up you bloody sots you'll not be getting laid
And the sooner that your out the door the sooner we'll be paid

Bugger off you bastards bugger off
Bugger off you bastards bugger off
Like a heard of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off

Bugger off you bastards bugger off
Bugger off you bastards bugger off
Like a heard of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off

Therav nodded. "One more, I swear and I'll..."

Though he was thinking, "One more, I swear and I'll start singing along."