How to clean the microwave at work:
1. Wake up late.
2. Instead of skipping breakfast (unthinkable! an atrocity! a crime against nature!), bring a packet of oatmeal to work.
3. Fill up your mug to heat some water in the microwave.
4. Put two minutes on the timer. Ready... start!
5. Attempt to sing
Ievan Polkka while waiting for water to boil
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I also think it's kind of cool that I managed to use "over under" in a sentence.
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