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starbuckx

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Jul 30, 2008 15:15

TWILIGHT FANS, HERE BE SPOILERS. AVOID THEM, PLZ.

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Comments 45

tartanboxers July 30 2008, 20:34:51 UTC

Thank god, JKR is no SMeyer, eh?

rhrsoulmates July 30 2008, 23:36:48 UTC

*Waves* Here you are! I've been thinking of you (and Lizzie) and was wondering how you guys are passing up this golden opportunity! Guess RL has been getting in the way?

I assume you guys saw the trailer too? What do you think?

(Oops - I was working my way backwards on my flist and just saw your entry now Anne.)

starbuckx July 31 2008, 01:05:02 UTC

RL is a bitch, but some things are just TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.

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starbuckx July 31 2008, 01:07:04 UTC

Pressing enter without saying all you wanted to say, typical.

I actually just saw the trailer, I was waiting till I got home so it could in some way cleanse me or whatever. LOL. I liked it. It's probably one of the better trailers they've had, and even though ZOMG non-canon scene, I'm glad we got a glimpse of Ginny!!

(And also - you know us well. :)

sandyclaws68 July 30 2008, 20:46:39 UTC

The next person that I see claiming that SMeyer is better than JKR will get snacked upside the head with Deathly Hallows. Repeatedly.

starbuckx July 30 2008, 20:48:34 UTC

Oh, and then you can call me over and I'll do the same with OoTP! :D

tartanboxers July 30 2008, 20:54:35 UTC

*calls dibs on GOF*

julephenia July 30 2008, 20:58:49 UTC

Does that mean I get stuck with HBP and PoA? I can dual wield!

Thread 5

author_by_night July 30 2008, 20:59:24 UTC

Seriously. What's the point of Edward being a Vampire, then?

Unless one of Bella's un!friends has the baby, and they adopt it. Or kidnap it. ("Edward told me to!")

Buffy/Angel did it so much better. (Though I do admit to still finding it a tad squicky that Angel was twenty six, and in love with her when she was fifteen. But then, fifteen in his time was our twenty six anyway, I guess, so... okay, maybe I'm just thinking too much?)

starbuckx July 31 2008, 01:09:23 UTC

I have to admit I might have read the first seven chapters and the only vampire characteristics he retains are...eh, wait. Not plural. It's only one thing. He can live forever.

The rest is just made of fail.

Buffy and Angel had angst. Because, well ...isn't that the whole point of having a relationship with a vampire?

plazmah July 30 2008, 21:13:31 UTC

I’m still amazed that Bella has sex with Edward’s ICE COLD PENIS. ;P

daksian July 30 2008, 21:22:19 UTC

Wow. So glad I'm a guy and am unable to process that sensation. :P

starbuckx July 31 2008, 01:10:10 UTC

RFLAMO!!! I didn't think of it that way, but fair point. I'm amazed he manages to leave bruises ZOMG all over and she somehow didn't feel a thing. She was too high on his love or whatever.

YEAH, RIGHT.

tartanboxers July 31 2008, 11:59:18 UTC

Or he froze her...

Thread 11

daksian July 30 2008, 21:20:56 UTC

Honestly, we should all be grateful to SMeyer. For years, we all got it wrong with all those accusations of Mary Suism in HP...no no no...SMeyer has shown us what a true Mary Sue is.

starbuckx July 31 2008, 01:10:55 UTC

And a Gary Stu! Don't forget that! She should also write a How to manual for writing unhealthy relationships.