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Me and Goldy went out galavanting last night and we have a little story we'd like to share with you.
One morning, the girls woke up.
Good morning, Goldy!
"I know!", Darby said. "Let's go on an adventure!"
"NO DARBY I DONT WANNA GO PLEASE DONT MAKE ME DO THIS!" said Goldy, nervously.
Since they were going downtown, where everyone is ghetto, the girls decided they had to dress the part.
Hm, that didn't work too well. Let's try again.
A little better, but let's try one more time.
Ahh, perfect.
"Oh, Darby! This is silly!", exclaimed Goldy. "Let's just dress normally!"
ARE YOU READY TO ROCKKK?!
"Come on, Goldy Rose! We're going to Hollywood!"
"Wait a second Darby! We're going downtown, not Hollywood!"
"Oh yeah! Let's go!"
The girls had to go great lengths to get to their destination.
They had to climb over walls..
And slide down a pole..
They decided they needed a break, so they took a swing by Goldy's house.
But SUDDENLY.. as they were sitting at her table
A BIG TORNADO CAME!!!!!
It blew Goldy's house to Florida!
And then to Cancun!!
Goldy was a bit sad, but Darby cheered her up.
"Don't worry, emo kid. Everything will be alright!" and she gave Goldy a kiss on the cheek.
Not even a tornado could break these girls spirits. They continued on their way.
AND JUST WHEN THINGS COULDNT GET ANY WORSE....
Darby needed a potty break.
But she was too afraid to go alone, so Goldy had to protect her as she went Number 1.
She felt very relieved after peeing.
So they continued on their mission.
"Want some crack? GET YOU HIIIIIIGH!"
And then they saw someone!
"Hey.. doesn't he look familiar?!"
It was Darby's boy toy! (Sorry Jay :P)
Darby's boy toy makes Goldy make funny faces. :)
She couldn't hold in her laughter!
Darby got mad. But then Goldy smiled and she was happy again!
AND JUST WHEN THINGS COULDNT GET ANY WORSE.....
BANG!
Darby died.
THE END.