Umm.

[starcreator]

I'm in the computer lab trying to finish a few of my programming assignments. Just when I thought all the chatty people had left the room, someone in the next row begins CALIBRATING A SPEECH RECOGNITION PROGRAM

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[taiki]

what if they don't have hands?

[tcgiant]

then they can't block the punch with them.

[tcgiant]

that's when you either ask them what the fuck they're smoking to be acting like such brazen jackasses or you get the lab staff on them.

Wait.. people still use speech recognition programs? I thought that stuff got relegated to assholes on cell phones who think they're too important to use their hands for dialing.