A small mocking
A small mocking of a Facebook Like page, Pervocracy style!
5 things boys should know about girls.
1. when we look at your mouth we want to you kiss us.
Uh, no. Chances are, I'm looking at your face because you're, you know, talking to me. I might be looking because you have something stuck in your teeth, or you have one of those braces-with-messages things, in which case I definitely do no want you to kiss me. Get some floss, man.
2. when we say we're fine, we're really not.
Sometimes I'm fine. Sometimes I'm not. Sometimes I just don't want to keep the conversation going any further.
3. when we say we're cold we want you to hug us.
When I say I'm cold, it means I'm cold. A hug might help, but what I really want is a blanket and a nice, steaming cup of hot chocolate.
4. when we don't wear makeup it's because we trust you.
I... don't even comprehend this. Maybe it's because the most makeup I've worn in my life is blush and it was applied by my mom anyway, but I really, really don't get this one. I get the whole no makeup = relaxed thing (sort of?), but not doctoring yourself up as a sign of TRUST is beyond me. Especially if it's a sexual or looking-to-be-sexual relationship, where you're both going to see each other... naked. That's right. Are you going to apply blush to your nipples and concealer to your leg-freckles, now?
5. when we put our hands by our side we want you to hold it.
Or we might just be sick of holding our hands up.
For bonus points, the icon next to is is a creepy stalker scene from the Twilight movie. I don't think I need to say any more.
5 things boys should know about girls.
1. when we look at your mouth we want to you kiss us.
Uh, no. Chances are, I'm looking at your face because you're, you know, talking to me. I might be looking because you have something stuck in your teeth, or you have one of those braces-with-messages things, in which case I definitely do no want you to kiss me. Get some floss, man.
2. when we say we're fine, we're really not.
Sometimes I'm fine. Sometimes I'm not. Sometimes I just don't want to keep the conversation going any further.
3. when we say we're cold we want you to hug us.
When I say I'm cold, it means I'm cold. A hug might help, but what I really want is a blanket and a nice, steaming cup of hot chocolate.
4. when we don't wear makeup it's because we trust you.
I... don't even comprehend this. Maybe it's because the most makeup I've worn in my life is blush and it was applied by my mom anyway, but I really, really don't get this one. I get the whole no makeup = relaxed thing (sort of?), but not doctoring yourself up as a sign of TRUST is beyond me. Especially if it's a sexual or looking-to-be-sexual relationship, where you're both going to see each other... naked. That's right. Are you going to apply blush to your nipples and concealer to your leg-freckles, now?
5. when we put our hands by our side we want you to hold it.
Or we might just be sick of holding our hands up.
For bonus points, the icon next to is is a creepy stalker scene from the Twilight movie. I don't think I need to say any more.