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[starcrossed_sky]

Stolen meme time!

Give me a character's name and I will tell you three reasons why it would be terrible to try to date them, have sex with them, or be in a long-term relationship with them.

For an extra challenge, pick characters you know I'm fond of. Anyone can tell you reasons not to date Cthulu, after all.

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[allegoria_s]

Alma~! 8D
*evil laugh*
WHY would you not date/smex him up?
*and dont say "because Kanda would kill me" XDDD*

[starcrossed_sky]

Psh. Kanda. The number one reason is because Alma would probably kill me himself. The whole Akuma thing and all.

The second one is his identity issues and how I would always feel like I'm taking advantage of him.

The third thing is this picture -click!- and how I absolutely cannot stand people crying on me.

FOURTH. He was around for ONE STORY ARC. And he's FOURTH.

[allegoria_s]

Lol! That's true XD
Alma would kill anyone else than Kanda...no...wait...he would kill even Kanda XD *but this one would survive so he has the privilege of killing him over and over again .-.*

I find persons crying on me so cute!!! Come on!!!! ;3;
Oh my! Kanda has cried more times than Lavi???? OoO
SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK!!!

[starcrossed_sky]

ALSO Source on Alma's birthday and whoa, even given that Hoshino upp'd Lavi's height again, he is MUCH TALLER THAN I EXPECTED. (But also entirely too skinny, poor boy, he's malnourished obviously.)

[tyra_amria]

Xion! |D

[starcrossed_sky]

1. She's underage and I HAVE A LOLICON SQUICK.
2. Explaining the relationship to the other Soras would be... awkward.
3. I would forget the relationship too soon ;w;

[tyra_amria]

1. I TOTALLY GET THAT she really reads as pre- (or a-) sexual to me. (Unlike Roxas. ¬¬;)

2. *sneeerk*

3. D: Yeah.

[starcrossed_sky]

They both come off pre-sexual to me. Actually, all the members of the various trios EXCEPT Riku, Axel, Terra, and Aqua do.

[pywen]

I challenge you about Tyki Mikk. How can you not bed this guy when he has the looks, the voice, the bedding techniques and sex appeal to make anyone melt to his passion? (Don't say because he's a sadistic Noah freak pedo stalker with carnivoral butterflies, because that doesn't count.)