i love my office.

todd: look at you, in your transformers t-shirt.
anthony: you told me it was supposed to be warm today. it's FREEZING, and here i am in a t-shirt.
todd: it's supposed to be in the 60s.
anthony: i saw someone on the street with a scarf on. a scarf, nickels.

john: i feel so bad for david, with that dyke. and i hate her hair ( Read more... )

two days ago in my class on dystopia, my professor said these things:

"i don't know where jessica simpson came from. what is that?"
"they protested a production of the nutcracker. i guess they thought it was too faggy."

he's awesome. he's written some books and stuff.

he tells us about all this fucked up stuff that happens and it makes me want ( Read more... )

someone needs to shoot me in the head because this headache is so fucking bad i want to die.

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um, i walk into my living room and mtvu is on and there's some thing about how sam from pp and jimmy v from m5 were in a staring contest and sam won? what the hell? i think someone may have told me about this but still, what is going on?

gross, why is rilo kiley playing two nights at webster hall? i hate that bowery is booking so many shows at webster now. poo!

i bought two tickets to phoenix/dogs die in hot cars on tuesday. now i gotta find someone to go with me.

i just took a long ass motherfucking nap. score one for the kids.

last night was ben kweller and the walkmen. fun ( Read more... )

why the hell would you bother im-ing someone if you're just going to leave in a minute? it doesn't make any sense.

if there are tickets left would anyone like to accompany me to see dogs die in hot cars and phoenix at irving plaza on april 5?

the kaiser chiefs are playing maxwell's tomorrow? damn.

going home for easter in a bit ( Read more... )