I seriously just spit out my water.
Instant Messenger conversation between Emily and I...
Emily S.: well Jimmy is playing mind games with me, and I'm just realizing really who he is, I'm not liking it
Me: thats not good 
Me: he seemed so nice
Emily S.: yeah he seems to be like that, but im finding things out, such as he had a three some behind his ex;s back with a girl and another dude, lately he has been talking to some girl that walks his roomates dog, and she has a bf, and he was keeping it from me until his roomate mary who is like 54 years old, she is like bestfriends with the dog walkers boyfriend father,and basically mary is getting upset about it because the the dog walker(Kayla) went to her bf and said wow Mary's roomate Jimmy is a hotty, and now she textes him up a storm and is all trying to get with him, he hides it from me
Me: ...
Me: sounds like a mess
I love it.