HA!
TOLD YA!


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I should feel...

a. bad
b. mildly lamentable
c. like pure evil
d. wickedly ironic
e. enlightened

...for killing ants in a Buddhists house. I just can't decide. The cat looked grateful. After all, it was his food they were carrying off two by two.

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It's official...
Home Depot has gone and completely sucked the marrow out of life for today.

If you need me I'll be huddled in the back of my closet for the rest of the day. Be sure to identify yourself if you come by, whether to talk me down or simply get your coat, I've got a staple gun and I'm NOT afraid to use it on your nether regions.*

I feel horrid posting this so soon after my last post, as it will undoubtedly overshadow Sam's magnanamousity, but nobody reads this anyway, rendering all my reservations moot and I really REALLY have to pose this question to Home Depot and the rest of the world (cause seriously, does Home Depot REALLY give a shit about it's consumer and their ( Read more... )

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I think I'm just going to scrap this whole independent thought tech-web journal thing and start cut and pasting everything from Tastes Like Static. It all seems to be some sort of psychic projection that Sam plucks from my mind before I've even thunk it and turns it into the most pitch perfect translation of what I've been thinking or feeling-- ( Read more... )

of hot pink spray paint does it take to cover a filing cabinet?

Not for you though. Just pour moi and the family. I think my mom's having an affair with the Manhattan bagel owner-- only reason I can think he gives us free bagels. ;P ( Read more... )

No, I'm not about to insult you. *shock ( Read more... )

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It makes me happy. :D

Also, I've named The Brothers car #6 Beezlebub.
AKA Killer Beez
AKA Beezle
AKA Bub
It's already tried to kill him once, but God (The Mechanic) swooped in and saved him again.

AND DON'T TOUCH THE MARACHINO CHERRIES! That's The Brothers homework. He's going to bartending school. ;)

FIN.