How my mind works:

[stardustenigma]

While at work,

Thomas: *walking in from the other room, responding to someone else* She needs to take some vitamin C.
Me: What?
Thomas: Claire. She needs to take some vitamin C.
Me: *completely sincere* Why, does she have scurvy?
Thomas: ... Because she's sick a lot. Scurvy?

I don't know how it is that my brain thinks she has scurvy is a

Comments

[astartes_amazon]

I have a friend of a friend who got scurvy! He ate a lot of pre-packaged foods and played a lot of video games indoors :p