Matzoh + Nutella = deliciousness.

Hurrah for college and new cultural experiences.

Also omgwtfspringbreak. Admittedly I feel a bit cheated that I am packing scarves and mittens rather than a swimsuit and flip-flops, but omgwtfspringbreak.

Okay. So what's with all these girls I know from high school getting pregnant. What is up with that.

British People teach you how to give a homie handshake.

Also, with hilarious expressions, how to be the perfect boyfriend or girlfriend.

"First, it was all about being a man's man. Then it was briefly about being a woman's man. Now it's about being the perfect man. The operative word here is man."

"You know that isn't an omelette, but it ( Read more... )

( Spiderman 3 Kinda Spoilers for those of you that care. )

I AM WOMAN. HEAR ME ROAR!

You know what sucks?

Midterms you did not know you had.

This is where I say....

FUCK.

Apparently, perhaps for Lent, Mary Park Hall has decided to give up its plumbing.

This Third-World-esque experience is an enlightening learning experience.

...That needs to stop NOW.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

ONE OF MY PLAYS IS GOING TO BE IN SF STATE'S LITERARY MAGAZINE!!!!

YAY!!

(If you want to know which one it's here.)

( That stupid music quiz where you put your ipod on shuffle to answer the questions. Also BULLSHIT. )

In Bio 322 today. 9 AM.

SARAH
*is hungry*

PROFESSOR
And THIS is what happens if you have sex.

(on screen:
Chlamydia!
Syphilis!
Herpes!)

EVERYONE IN CLASS INCLUDING SARAH
AAuuuAAAUUGGGGgggGGGHH Jesus CHRIST!

SARAH: *is no longer hungry. Also, will have horrible dreams.*
EVERYONE WHO HAS SEX: *is going to get chlamydia and DIE*

Cry.