Floating salmon, nouns, and nuns
I've been salmonbotted.
10:13:09 AM floatingsalmon: Fill in the blank: I'll eat me candy with the [blank]. Excuse my manners if I make a scene.
10:13:14 AM Jackie (Autoreply): around...
10:14:24 AM Jackie: hi. i don't think i know you. i definitely don't recognize the screenname.
10:16:00 AM Jackie: but i think i'll have my candy with the extra bag of candy.
10:16:25 AM floatingsalmon: pork&beannsss
10:18:17 AM Jackie: do i know you? i haven't been getting messages from many random people lately
10:18:18 AM floatingsalmon:
so pleased with ourselves for using so many verbs&nouns
10:19:22 AM Jackie: ah, i see. i just looked up the screen name. salmon bot
10:19:34 AM Jackie: so are you a real person or an imaginary one?
10:19:46 AM Jackie: i do approve of verbs and nouns
10:19:57 AM Jackie: adjectives, not so much
10:20:08 AM Jackie: and certainly not prepositions
10:20:14 AM floatingsalmon: ugh, never preposotions
10:20:17 AM floatingsalmon: and i hate adverbs too
10:20:45 AM Jackie: no! don't say their name!
10:20:52 AM floatingsalmon: sorry
10:20:57 AM floatingsalmon: i didn't mean to offend
10:21:16 AM Jackie: they are plotting to take over the world. everytime you say that word you give them power
10:21:27 AM floatingsalmon: crap, i hate when that happens
10:21:32 AM floatingsalmon: i'll be more careful next time
10:21:38 AM Jackie: okay, good
10:21:49 AM Jackie: i'd much rather be ruled by the nouns. they're friendly.
10:22:24 AM floatingsalmon: nouns are people too
10:24:14 AM Jackie: yes. but nuns are not. they're grammatical constructs.
10:24:26 AM floatingsalmon: truth
10:25:28 AM Jackie: i always make sure my sentences contain as many nuns as possible
10:26:07 AM floatingsalmon: that seems like a daunting task. i try to keep my daily nun use low
10:27:36 AM Jackie: well, that's considerate. i think the nuns get tired when they get overused. i may have to cut back on my nun usage in the near future. they're getting overworked and irritable.
10:27:53 AM floatingsalmon: and they're all getting pretty far along in the years too
10:28:13 AM floatingsalmon: i mean, every nun i know is over sixty
10:29:37 AM Jackie: yeah, there aren't many young nuns. we'll need to start cloning 'em
10:29:49 AM floatingsalmon: but then there will just be more old nuns
10:30:06 AM floatingsalmon: or do you mean like, creating anew, not just replicating?
10:30:20 AM Jackie: creating new ones, based on the old ones
10:30:40 AM floatingsalmon: thats a genius idea
10:30:50 AM Jackie: then we'll have lots of young nuns, just like the old nuns!
10:31:01 AM floatingsalmon: score!
10:32:01 AM Jackie: and then they won't be so overworked, and we won't have to conserve our nuns!
10:32:06 AM Jackie: we need to get started!
10:32:09 AM floatingsalmon: i know
10:32:15 AM floatingsalmon: do you have a lab? because i have a nun
10:33:32 AM Jackie: well, i've got access to a bunch of them at work. there's a bio lab across the hall. i'll kick the current occupant out.
10:33:33 AM floatingsalmon:
so pleased with ourselves for using so many verbs&nouns
10:33:44 AM floatingsalmon: good
10:33:54 AM floatingsalmon: i'll get my nun and meet you there as soon as possible
10:33:58 AM floatingsalmon: but first i have to have breakfast
10:34:12 AM Jackie: yeah, i've got to finish my breakfast, too. it's nun-licious
10:34:33 AM floatingsalmon: haha it was nice talking with you, we'll get these nun plans underway soon
10:13:09 AM floatingsalmon: Fill in the blank: I'll eat me candy with the [blank]. Excuse my manners if I make a scene.
10:13:14 AM Jackie (Autoreply): around...
10:14:24 AM Jackie: hi. i don't think i know you. i definitely don't recognize the screenname.
10:16:00 AM Jackie: but i think i'll have my candy with the extra bag of candy.
10:16:25 AM floatingsalmon: pork&beannsss
10:18:17 AM Jackie: do i know you? i haven't been getting messages from many random people lately
10:18:18 AM floatingsalmon:
so pleased with ourselves for using so many verbs&nouns
10:19:22 AM Jackie: ah, i see. i just looked up the screen name. salmon bot
10:19:34 AM Jackie: so are you a real person or an imaginary one?
10:19:46 AM Jackie: i do approve of verbs and nouns
10:19:57 AM Jackie: adjectives, not so much
10:20:08 AM Jackie: and certainly not prepositions
10:20:14 AM floatingsalmon: ugh, never preposotions
10:20:17 AM floatingsalmon: and i hate adverbs too
10:20:45 AM Jackie: no! don't say their name!
10:20:52 AM floatingsalmon: sorry
10:20:57 AM floatingsalmon: i didn't mean to offend
10:21:16 AM Jackie: they are plotting to take over the world. everytime you say that word you give them power
10:21:27 AM floatingsalmon: crap, i hate when that happens
10:21:32 AM floatingsalmon: i'll be more careful next time
10:21:38 AM Jackie: okay, good
10:21:49 AM Jackie: i'd much rather be ruled by the nouns. they're friendly.
10:22:24 AM floatingsalmon: nouns are people too
10:24:14 AM Jackie: yes. but nuns are not. they're grammatical constructs.
10:24:26 AM floatingsalmon: truth
10:25:28 AM Jackie: i always make sure my sentences contain as many nuns as possible
10:26:07 AM floatingsalmon: that seems like a daunting task. i try to keep my daily nun use low
10:27:36 AM Jackie: well, that's considerate. i think the nuns get tired when they get overused. i may have to cut back on my nun usage in the near future. they're getting overworked and irritable.
10:27:53 AM floatingsalmon: and they're all getting pretty far along in the years too
10:28:13 AM floatingsalmon: i mean, every nun i know is over sixty
10:29:37 AM Jackie: yeah, there aren't many young nuns. we'll need to start cloning 'em
10:29:49 AM floatingsalmon: but then there will just be more old nuns
10:30:06 AM floatingsalmon: or do you mean like, creating anew, not just replicating?
10:30:20 AM Jackie: creating new ones, based on the old ones
10:30:40 AM floatingsalmon: thats a genius idea
10:30:50 AM Jackie: then we'll have lots of young nuns, just like the old nuns!
10:31:01 AM floatingsalmon: score!
10:32:01 AM Jackie: and then they won't be so overworked, and we won't have to conserve our nuns!
10:32:06 AM Jackie: we need to get started!
10:32:09 AM floatingsalmon: i know
10:32:15 AM floatingsalmon: do you have a lab? because i have a nun
10:33:32 AM Jackie: well, i've got access to a bunch of them at work. there's a bio lab across the hall. i'll kick the current occupant out.
10:33:33 AM floatingsalmon:
so pleased with ourselves for using so many verbs&nouns
10:33:44 AM floatingsalmon: good
10:33:54 AM floatingsalmon: i'll get my nun and meet you there as soon as possible
10:33:58 AM floatingsalmon: but first i have to have breakfast
10:34:12 AM Jackie: yeah, i've got to finish my breakfast, too. it's nun-licious
10:34:33 AM floatingsalmon: haha it was nice talking with you, we'll get these nun plans underway soon