Comments | starfleet_pimp: Captain's Log; Star Date 2258.58 [Voice]

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Captain's Log; Star Date 2258.58 [Voice]

Jun 29, 2009 23:38

Something... affecting my speech... can't seem to... talk normal. Having to... force every word. Making things... disjointed and hesitant.

Can't seem to... shake the difficulty.

[ooc: Kirk is affected. His Kryptonite? Women. The effect? Making it difficult to talk. Ala Shanter!Kirk. Sorry, couldn't resist.]

Comments 131

notaweapon June 30 2009, 12:26:08 UTC

Sounds like a curse, though I have not seen anyone else affected in the same way. Strange. Able to communicate in other ways?

[Text] starfleet_pimp June 30 2009, 20:31:38 UTC

Yes, I can type just fine.

cal_sitter June 30 2009, 12:32:42 UTC

Need another day off, Captain?

starfleet_pimp June 30 2009, 20:32:33 UTC

No I can... perform my job just fine. It's my... speech that's hindered.

cal_sitter June 30 2009, 20:37:38 UTC

You're sure? Perhaps you should be cleared by your doctor first.

starfleet_pimp July 1 2009, 17:53:10 UTC

I'm sure Bones will... give me a clean bill... of health.

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miss_waldorf June 30 2009, 13:26:46 UTC

Stuttering doesn't really become you.

[ooc; and how could I not harass him? ;)]

starfleet_pimp June 30 2009, 20:32:57 UTC

Less stuttering and more... being unable to... get all the words out... at once.

miss_waldorf July 1 2009, 00:19:53 UTC

My, I wonder why.

starfleet_pimp July 1 2009, 17:57:23 UTC

It seems to get worse... when talking to... women.

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:/ pointyears June 30 2009, 13:44:22 UTC

I will contact the doctor.

Re: :/ starfleet_pimp June 30 2009, 20:38:42 UTC

Thank you but I'm... perfectly capable of... letting him know... myself.

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starfleet_pimp June 30 2009, 20:33:17 UTC

Do I have to... catch you in one of those... little balls first?

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starfleet_pimp July 1 2009, 17:57:03 UTC

How cruel... unusual of you.