Captain's Log; Star Date 2258.77 [Video]

[starfleet_pimp]

[Kirk is sitting behind an office desk, dressed in a suit and looking at the camera.]Is this where I always pictured myself, as the regional manager of Starfleet Incorporated doing business as Enterprise Solutions? Not really. Am I happy where I ended up? Absolutely

Comments

Re: private | unhackable

[starfleet_pimp]

Thank you.

I guess you're not talking about the copy room?

Re: private | unhackable

[starfleet_pimp]

I don't suppose that you're talking about the copy room, are you?

[tempzilla]

You? A suit? Wow.

[starfleet_pimp]

I always wear a suit to the office.

[miss_waldorf]

What are the rules on office romance?

[starfleet_pimp]

Don't get caught if you're with someone that's above or below you on the corporate ladder.

[miss_waldorf]

My, that could prove troublesome.

[starfleet_pimp]

It just makes it more exciting.

voice;

[allshesgotsir]

Oi, Mr. Kirk. How many times dae I hae tae tell ye, dinnae ate yer apples at yer terminal, sir. Is a nuisance.

[ooc: had to jump out of hiatus to tag this. Seriously.]

Re: voice;

[starfleet_pimp]

[Obviously eating on an apple just this moment.]

I'm not sure what you're talking about.

voice;

[allshesgotsir]

Mister Kirk. If ye cannae respect the equipment, I'll gladly replace it wi' an abacus.

Re: voice;

[starfleet_pimp]

Is that the new Mac?

[cry_reaper]

Excuse me?

[ooc: Would you like a personal assistant?]

[starfleet_pimp]

Ahhh, Mara, how good to see you.

[ooc: Would love one!]

[cry_reaper]

The meeting with the CEO has been pushed back... again. Did you want me to reschedule the regional managers luncheon?

[starfleet_pimp]

Corporate never knows what they're doing. Yes, push it back until next week. Although that does leave me free for lunch today...