02 - Warning! VIDEO
[A woman is on your screen, looking distressed, worried and just woken out of sleep - because hey, it's almost three in the morning! But it's a matter of life and death, folks! She punches several buttons in frustration.]
Waaaaaaay to be obscure, Powers-That-rob-the-good-out-of-a-Good-Night's-Sleep!
[Finally, she focuses on the video.]
Okay folks. Sorry about the time and all but this is important. So! Do any of you have any plans of going out to the bay? Yes? Well, don't. Just... don't, okay? Especially when the sun is out. Unless you want to die, or have someone else with you at the time - then by all means, go ahead. But be careful! The rest of you just try to keep yourselves awaaaaay from the bay. Got it?
Waaaaaaay to be obscure, Powers-That-rob-the-good-out-of-a-Good-Night's-Sleep!
[Finally, she focuses on the video.]
Okay folks. Sorry about the time and all but this is important. So! Do any of you have any plans of going out to the bay? Yes? Well, don't. Just... don't, okay? Especially when the sun is out. Unless you want to die, or have someone else with you at the time - then by all means, go ahead. But be careful! The rest of you just try to keep yourselves awaaaaay from the bay. Got it?