It would appear a particular Ensign, and maybe a few other helpers, went all out when they prepared the officer’s lounge for the evening. Strings of lights surround the
tree now, illuminating the dim light of the lounge and setting a shimmer across the ornaments, tinsel and golden wrapping paper on the presents.
Below the tree appears a wealth of
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The tag merely reads:
To: Hikaru Sulu
From: Your Secret Santa
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Once opened, the Ensign will find an interesting array; a photo beautifully framed and something else to keep her occupied buried beneath it.
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However, she was not expecting to quite literally receive a dick in a box. More than mildly horrified, she closed the box and waited a moment before opening it again. Still penis.
She carefully picked it up, and looked around the room for Frank. He'd really outdone himself.
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The first contains a box of some of the finest bourbon anyone could obtain from a space station. The second, however, contains a small PADD with a novel already loaded to it. Upon further inspection he’ll find this isn’t your typical book.
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He took it out of the box and aimed it at the tree and grinned, it was obvious he'd done this before.
"This is beautiful, thank you", Pike said as he inspected the firearm.
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