I've had a rough day ( Read more... )

All I want for Christmas is to be someone else ( Read more... )

I can't leave my house today. I shouldn't have stayed in bed thinking this morning instead of distracting myself. I shouldn't have gone over every painful detail of the combustion of my friendships and job in this town two years ago. That does nothing of not strip off any thickened bit of skin I've managed to develop since then and rip open wounds ( Read more... )

Hello everybody who has a facebook account ( Read more... )

Huh. So. I was bored and wandering around the internet, as you do, when I read an article by some blogger person about Glee and Kurt and the Never Been Kissed Episode which caused me to frown thoughtfully and rewatch certain clips because apparently I missed something epic. And now I have some thoughts.

( Spoilers in here )

Dear universe ( Read more... )

Holding a diaper full of shit while trying to stop a fight between your sister's kitten and your cat which has gotten the developmentally-delayed dog involved, while your nephew is running around half naked yelling "GET THAT KITTY" and trying to fling the kitten around by it's tail and then stepping on a toy car that cuts up the bottom of your foot ( Read more... )

Things that suck ( Read more... )

After I lost an internal argument, the following rhyme formed itself in my brain. I consider it a nursery rhyme, but that could be just because of the rhyming couplets. Also, don't judge. I'm sure everybody thinks in Iambic Pentameter sometimes. Right ( Read more... )

Dear mom ( Read more... )