Any evidence of last night will self-destruct in...5...4...3...

Who let the sorority out?

now, do i wait for my husband to get home before i open the wine or should i have a glass now? hmmmm?

ha. look at the song title. you know why it is funny.

i decided. wine now.

i have something for her to implant *inserts foot into her ass*

biaTcH!

I flew into Boston Wednesday. Boston Bob the limo driver picked me up. The limo had neon lights on the ceiling that changed from hot pink to neon green to day glow blue. The lights were synchronized with the lights behind the bar. Word. I dined on a luxury yacht on the Boston Harbor last night. I took full advantage of the seafood offerings. ( Read more... )

http://www.elitedesigners.org/

click commercials against Ikea

Today I ran across a series of photos hidden away in a folder on my hard drive. The digital photos were taken by my little sister. I was visiting my grandparents in Jacksonville and my sister was interested in my camera. I told her that she could take as many pictures as she wanted. She was so excited because no one had ever let her do that ( Read more... )

All of the ornaments are officially on the top half of the christmas tree. I caught Braveheart making a mad leap into the tree. He managed to break one of the glass ornaments. We had a stare down and a little discussion. I think he understands.

In one of my recent dreams I was introduced to yeni. Yeni is yoga for cats. What is wrong with my brain?

I want my husband!!!!