Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other. ~ Faulkner

Today was filled with kick ass randomness. Just the way I enjoy my weekend days: quirky and jam packed. The day started fabulous with my father exclaiming "hurry up, I want to go and do something before the day is over. It's already 11:00 in the morning!" Me: "dad, its 12:00" awkward pause. Dad "god damn it, motherfucker! I just lost an hour of my ( Read more... )

I met a man today in Wal-Mart. He smelled like rotted hotdogs and mentholated cough drops ( Read more... )