Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?

[stargazzy]

According to the NOAA weather report, we currently have "snow freezing fog."

Snow freezing fog. Snow freezing fog.

No matter how many times I say it, it doesn't make any more sense.

I mean, it looks like snow... falls like snow... piles up on the ground like snow... Can't we just call it snow?

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[meestagoat]

It's clearly coming from the arctic spigot.

[stargazzy]

As long as it ain't coming from the arctic septic system...

[vollmeridian]

i'd never heard of this and had to look up fog on wikipedia. there's an article describing more types of fog than Baskin Robbins has zit-faced workers. NOAA should be saying "snow; freezing fog." snow falls down as you mentioned, and freezing fog moves in whatever direction in wants, leaving frozen droplets in it's path. together ... they fight crime.

[stargazzy]

There are a lot of ways you could have ended that statement.

Together... they leave a trail of bodies in their wake.
Together... they'll teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.
Together... they're the funniest sitcom pairing since Perfect Strangers. (Wait, what am I saying?!)