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[stargirl324]

So. I'm home

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[thesyndrome]

What if I hump your face? Would you like that?

[kokopuffbeast]

Let's leave the pelvic action to me.

[aniline_coast]

No one can hump Jee- to the -Izzus.
Her Holy Ass (and Face, for good measure) is mine.
For ever and ever.
A man.

Welcome back, Son.

[kokopuffbeast]

Doctor: Well, Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph the Red-nosed Raindeer: Is it pixie dust? Or leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No, it's a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
Doctor: No, a malignant tumor... The base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph. Oh. ... like a happy special-
Doctor: You're going to die.

[malignantemptre]

yay ashy is back!!