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Jul 18, 2008 21:16

☣technophile.
PG13 | K IS FOR KEYSMASH | 1728


It's a quiet night, a slow night-or well, it was, until just a moment ago, when the almost non-existent hum of his laptop's circuitry and motherboard is replaced by the onslaught of a door opening and closing, creaks and hinges included, alongside the proverbial slammed shut in your face sound. He twitches from his place on the bed, a quiet growl escaping him as his eyes snap open from their measly minute naptime ( it has started out hopeful enough, a hopeful quest for a nap that extends over a twenty-five minute timeframe, but it seems that plan is in ruins now ), clearly annoyed and beyond consolable.

There isn't a shadow of a doubt in his mind as to who is responsible for disturbing his quiet time, but he prays to every god that is willing to listen that he's wrong, because if he's right-only time will tell what he'll do. One glance at the screen, and it's quite obvious no one has bothered wasting sacrificing a moment in their immortal lifespan to grant him this one simple wish.

moto is a tard
has signed on.
moto is a tard
has signed off.
moto is a tard
has signed on.
moto is a tard
has signed off.
moto is a tard
has signed on.
moto is a tard
has signed off.
moto is a tard
has signed on.
moto is a tard
has signed off.
...

Fuck.

His index finger is immediately on the touchpad, leading the cursor over to click on the continuously signing on and off ( what the hell is this idiot up to? ) screenname. The IM box pops up, and already, he's flooded with more notifications-in orange text, complete with timestamps-and it isn't really helping alleviate the irritation. Furious typing begins now, while he makes sure his pinky remains locked on the shift key:

dynamite project: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING.
moto is a tard signed on at 8:45:04 PM.
moto is a tard signed off at 8:45:24 PM.
moto is a tard signed on at 8:45:30 PM.
moto is a tard signed off at 8:45:45 PM.
dynamite project: BASEBALL FREAK
moto is a tard signed on at 8:46:00 PM.
dynamite project: STOP
dynamite project: FUCKING
moto is a tard signed off at 8:46:19 PM.
dynamite project: DOING
moto is a tard signed on at 8:47:03 PM.
moto is a tard signed off at 8:47:24 PM.
dynamite project: THAT

Not like the font size really helps, but in his mind's eye, he sounds more menacing that way. And miraculously, it even makes whatever the hell Yamamoto is up to come to a complete stop. He isn't sure whether or not it's safe to ask-are you going to stop being an idiot and act like a normal human being with a brain that isn't the size of a potato now ( wishful thinking, regrettably )?-but he doesn't have to worry about that for too long, because the window's blinking, and it isn't a notification this time.

moto is a tard: haha sry gokduera i was trying 2 get ur attn lol

He already wants to facepalm.

Or better yet, shove the keyboard down Yamamoto's throat.

dynamite project: By signing on and off?
moto is a tard: haha i was jst clickn the eye thing lol
moto is a tard: ur talkin 2 me now anywya hahaha lol
moto is a tard: guess it worked? lol

There's a split-second moment where Gokudera wonders about whose idea it was to bring this bastard into the world of the Internet and Instant Messaging, until it dawns on him that it's his fault. And it's all because the lightbulb in his head ( stupid piece of crap; he'll never trust it again ) went off after looking over his phonebills and seeing that he had to pay around ¥20000 due to unnecessary phone calls ( "Haha, hey, what homework were we supposed to do again?" ) and text messages ( "lol u wanna go out 2 eat w/ tsuna or sth?" ) he'd much rather forget about. But now that he's seen the kind of damage this is causing ( he doesn't even want to imagine its further potential right now ), he's trying to pass it off as a momentary relapse in judgement.

Because how the fuck could he have been so stupid?!

Not that he even bothers to answer this one.

Growling under his breath, he decides that he won't let this-or anything else that will happen throughout this entire exhange-ruin his night. Easier said than done, he's well aware of this, but damn it, he's going to try.

dynamite project: Shut the hell up.
dynamite project: What do you want?
moto is a tard: o nothin rly lol
moto is a tard: jst wanted 2 see how ur doin lol
moto is a tard: i mean lol
moto is a tard: you went home all pissed off, so lol
moto is a tard: i was kinda wondering if you're okay? lol

He blinks.

Once.

Twice.

And again.

Did Yamamoto just type out everything properly?

... Hold on, he needs to figure out what to say to this. ??? isn't an option.

dynamite project: The hell are you asking for?
moto is a tard: huh lol?
moto is a tard: oh because you're always mad or something lol
moto is a tard: but today was pretty bad, huh, haha lol

If the constant 'lol' at the end of Yamamoto's every sentence isn't there, then Gokudera might have actually allowed himself to entertain the thought that maybe, just maybe, the baseball freak is sincere right now. And that maybe, he's not just this stupid dumb jock he's led everyone to believe-but that isn't the case. The only thought in Gokudera's mind right now is how much he wants to strangle Yamamoto to death and spare himself the headaches that came with him. But his eyes suddenly flicker back to the screen to read-

moto is a tard: even tsuna was kinda worried lol

-and it almost makes Gokudera fall off his chair.

He's not allowed to do that ever again.

dynamite project: The Tenth?!
moto is a tard: ... oops lol;;;
moto is a tard: i wasnt suposed 2 tell u that hahaha lol
moto is a tard: o well lol
moto is a tard: ur ok now right lol

But he doesn't reply right away.

Too busy typing up a text message that consists of about ten different variations of I'M SORRY, TENTH, I'M SORRY, and he even has to delete it a couple of times ( it's almost unbearably pathetic-maybe if he takes away a couple of sorry's, it might flow better... ) because he isn't happy with what's written up. Eventually, after insert-number-of-tries-here, he ends up with an apology he feels confident enough to send to the Tenth, as it clearly states out that he feels bad for causing the Tenth distress. There isn't a single attempt of straightening out the details-why he left the baseball idiot's house in a huff, without as little as a nod or smile, let alone a word of goodbye and goodnight-and there's only one reason for it.

It isn't necessary.

Tenth!! Please forgive me for my inconsiderate actions earlier! I didn't mean to make you worry. I'll make it up to you somehow - just say the word! |

It looks good.

So he presses send.

Only to have the dreaded MESSAGE NOT SENT notice pop up instead.

"The hell?!" Overenthusiastic clicking of a single button goes here. "Why isn't it working?!" But it's a question that answers itself, because he realizes why this is going on soon enough. It's the overdue phonebills, right, the overfuckingdue phonebills, and there's only one person to blame. That Yamamoto, his brain growls to himself, he's going to-ping ping ping ping ping-fucking-ping ping ping ping ping-what the fuck is going on. The glare on his face looks positively livid, and it doesn't get any better when he figures out where that wretched noise is coming from.

moto is a tard: gokudera lol?
moto is a tard: lol gokudera are you there lol
moto is a tard: GOKUDERA lol
moto is a tard: GOKUDERA LOL
moto is a tard: ARE YOU STILL THERE LOL
moto is a tard: aethegrahtga lol
moto is a tard: aehtaekjhtakh lol
moto is a tard: aetghaetkgh lol
moto is a tard: hahaha are we playing hide and seek lol

And it goes on, and on, and on like that, until Gokudera is pretty sure his ears will be hearing that incessant pinging for a long time to come. So he has to intervene, right here, right now.

dynamite project: WHAT THE HELL YOU RETARD IS THIS SOME SORT OF GAME TO YOU
moto is a tard: ??? did i lose lol

Gokudera can't take it anymore.

dynamite project: FUCK YOU
dynamite project: STOP TALKING TO ME
moto is a tard: ???? wait why lol??
dynamite project: WHY THE HELL ELSE DUMBASS
dynamite project: YOU PISS ME OFF SHIT
dynamite project: ONLY YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO MAKE THE INTERNET A LIVING HELL
moto is a tard: but werent u da one who told me 2 use this hahaha lol
dynamite project: SHUT UP
dynamite project: JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
moto is a tard: how do u shut up on aim lol??

By that time, Gokudera doesn't even know why he's still on the computer, much less what the whole fucking point of this was. And somehow, just blocking the idiot isn't much of an escape, not when he remembers he taught him how to make new screennames the day before.

There's no way out.

So he does the next best thing.

dynamite project: afasflsakjfaslkjaslskjf;slksaf;lskfasfkljaslfkajsflskafj
dynamite project: afasfalskfjasf;salfkasfl
dynamite project: asfasflkasjfaslfkjasf
moto is a tard: hahahaha what are you doing lol
dynamite project: asfsafsalfasjkf;alsfka;lsrkaw;lrkas;lfskf
dynamite project: asfsafsalfkj
moto is a tard: adfhgkaejtghakejgjh
moto is a tard: aetgjeotgiehaotghet
dynamite project: AFASFKSAJslkjsflkj
dynamite project: AFAALKFJA SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING DOING THIS TOO
moto is a tard: hahahah but it looks like fun! lol cnadkjgahkjthgejth
moto is a tard: qwoagjetgjdfgadf
moto is a tard: aehtgkjaeht

It doesn't even occur to him to just sign off.

title. Technophile.
genre. Humor.
rating. PG13.
characters. Gokudera Hayato, Yamamoto Takeshi; Katekyo Hitman REBORN!
warnings. Watch out for Gokudera's mouth. Yamamoto + the internet. Stupid AIM convos. Stupid jokes. Stupid all over.
wordcount. 1728.
notes. For technophile. K is for KEYSMASH, right lololol.
disclaimer. Bodies, limbs, thoughts, &things aren't mine. I just pull the strings &stay on the sidelines, 'cause that's where the puppeteer belongs when her dolls are strutting all over the stage.
synopsis.
moto is a tard
has signed on.
moto is a tard
has signed off.
moto is a tard
has signed on.
moto is a tard
has signed off.
...

Fuck.

[request], fandom: katekyo hitman reborn!

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