Bored

[staringbakwards]

Lately, I’ve been losing my handle on things. Poor joke yep, but I might as well get some mileage from it while I can. Freak boy ran the fastest Australian time in two years for the 400 hurdles a few weeks back. So he’s all but guaranteed a spot in the Commonwealths, where he will be taken away from me and mistreated, like Billy last year in Athens

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[missy_moo]

You are good at many things Glen. One day you'll realise that.

[emoxlame]

We should kidnap Glen and smother him with hugs!

[staringbakwards]

Haha, what's this? Women trying to touch me? haha

[emoxlame]

You are good at more than massage.

That is bad news for me, though. No wonder my knees are fucked.

[lori_lee69]

The HGH induced nymphomania, and it being very easy to do knee cartilage whilst straddling is my conclusion. So girls, and Jana, let this be a lesson, if you straddle, do so at your own peril, don’t put to much pressure through your knees, you are likely to fuck ‘em up.

maybe i need to get my mind out of the gutter, but after reading that paragraph, when i read the last one...well, i automatically read it the 'wrong' way. teehee. It was possibly assisted by the fact that i watched Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo last night =o\

[staringbakwards]

Haha, it's so badly written. There wasn't anything in the last paragraph intended to be suggestive.

[gizmo79]

So girls, and Jana, let this be a lesson, if you straddle, do so at your own peril, don’t put to much pressure through your knees, you are likely to fuck ‘em up.

But but... I was always told, "bend your knees, not your back". :O

[staringbakwards]

Sometimes, you might want to be doing both :P