The old ledgers were just taking up room anyways, he decided- the manor bursting into flames behind him as he walked into the street, bystanders watching the orange tongues of flame leap skyward as the screams of forgotten demons in the night ( Read more... )

Warily he peered into the depths of the well left behind his home-a relic well used in his childhood. He could smell the water deep down below and wondered vaguely if it was just as cold and dark as he remembered, falling into it all those years ago. With a shrug, he removed the last few rotting, worm eaten bits of wood from the precipice, ( Read more... )

Right. So, three days, five miles and a bunch of calisthenics ( Read more... )

Name: The Duke, Gabriel Xiaoshan Vila (hah, yeah- have fun pronouncing that ( Read more... )

Alright, so I'll be shipping in 16 days (holy shit), so if you want to book me for an appearance between now and July 7th, you'll need to do that pronto right quick. Let me know, yeah ( Read more... )

GAH

I'm like.,.. 16 days out.

FUCK.

I need to work out.

And quit drinking. And smoking. And focus on learning essential skills.

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LOL that shit aint happening.

"Naked Pictures (Of Your Mother ( Read more... )

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