This is when I rage about my migraines.

[starkidaway]

    This is a ranty post.If you easily get a headache by reading rants about other people's chronic migraines I recommend for you to stop reading now...and take an Advil while you're at it. Also, my condolences.

Damn, these fucking migraines.

I do hope this shit is not a tumor.  Last night might have been the worse ever. I had to wrap my head

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[futile_efforts]

And to think, I was upset this morning because I realized the HUGE dump I took the other day gave me a hemorrhoid >_>
But seriously, that sucks. I used to get migraines and they were awful, but fortunately I don't get them anymore. It felt like someone was jack-hammering my head and I would throw up and ugh. Hopefully they can get to the bottom of it. I feel like a lot of doctors just want to give you medicine and don't care to get to the root of the problem.

[starkidaway]

Lol. I don't get hemorrhoids because I'm a slow dumper. If it doesn't want to come out I just read a novel and let gravity slowly battle my intestinal knots. Sometimes I stay on the toilet so long that my legs go numb and I can't get up and walk. I hate when that happens.

Anyway, how did you manage to get rid of your headaches?I have been listening to these white noise videos on youtube for a while and they kind of help. But, I mean, I can't listen to that garbage for too long or else I fall asleep faster than a narcoleptic.I have tried meditation but I find it a girly activity, and to be honest, I don't have the patience for it. I mean, I'm not that kind of a spiritual person.I'm more of a dynamic person. I don't know. I'm going to see a doctor as soon I get my financial check in the mail.

So yeah, hemorrhoids is not that bad. I rather walk funny with a sore butt-hole than not to be able to think straight.

[futile_efforts]

The hemorrhoid really wasn't that bad. It already shriveled up and is pretty much nothing now. I never push when I poop but that dump was just so fucking huge and hardened it tore my ass. I nicknamed it The Shredder.

As for my migraines...I didn't really do anything. They just slowly went away on their own. Sorry I can't be of more help!