Tony wants help with his new AI.  There are lots of volunteers.  Including Loki disguised as a woman (whom he promptly sleeps with despite all signs pointing to danger, an anti-time lord that wins the voice contest and Steve Fucking Rogers.  Steve and Tony decide to join the police force and the Recovery Team and report back later.

Oh goodie, Widow' ( Read more... )

After their little get away, Steve and Tony get kidnapped.

And then escape.

...I mean Jack Harkness.

And it somehow leads to Tony's deathwish.

Steve is cruel.

After fighting the big metal monster in the previous thread, the venom that Steve was attacked with has left him powerless.  Tony's weirdly at a loss about this.

Fun fact.  Turns out that you can't actually find a crazed super genius overnight.  As hard as Tony tries, bruises and a dented suit and all, he just can't.  It's a sticking point and he snaps at Bruce for no good reason at all before apologizing with a hit of scotch...and three doubles after he leaves ( Read more... )

Tony Stark does not do moderation.  Oh, he tries, he flirts with it, takes it out for a nice dinner and promises not to be a one night stand but inevitably, he leaves it for a walk of shame in the morning, condom wrapper stuck to it's left heel ( Read more... )

Metal Monsters are bad for one's blood.

Tony and Bruce are Science Bros.  With proton colliders.