TITLE: "Under Lock and Key"
AUTHOR:
starky_cooperFANDOM: The Big Bang Theory
PAIRING: Sheldon/Penny
RATING: NC-17
WARNINGS: Language and Sex
WORD COUNT: 603
NOTES: Written for
Porn Battle XI (Eleven Days of Porn) Prompt: Secret
Sheldon has secrets.
Everyone always thought Sheldon couldn’t keep a single secret. Even Sheldon himself said he couldn’t keep a secret. Something about a tick with lime disease… Anyway, Penny knew better. She found out first hand that Sheldon has secrets and in fact could keep a secret.
Secret #1: Sheldon is a great kisser.
During one laundry night, Sheldon pressed Penny against the washer machine and kissed her. His long fingers of his right hand laced in her hair as his left hand held tightly to her hip. His kiss had three stages: gentle, lust, and dominance. Just like everything else Sheldon does, he has to be in control. The way his tongue massaged hers left Penny weak in the knees and breathless. It was insane how marvelous it was.
Secret #2: Sheldon has skilled hands.
Those hands know how to be gentle and know when to be fast and firm. Penny’s spent many occasions secretly watching Sheldon’s hands. Everything from him handling his collectibles and comic books, to him writing on his whiteboard and to him furiously pressing the buttons of his video game controller. So it came to no surprise when one afternoon in her apartment, Sheldon ran his hand up her skirt, rubbed gentle circles against her clit counter clockwise then roughly clockwise and then when two long fingers entered her, she didn’t stand a chance - those hands could do wonders!
Secret #3: Sheldon’s mouth wasn’t just meant for lecturing and kissing.
From the very beginning, Penny knew Sheldon was good at running his mouth. The man has so much knowledge in that big beautiful mind of his; he could practically talk about anything. Some of his science babble interested Penny, while others didn’t. When it came to verbal sparring with Sheldon, oh it was a sight to see. The very first time Sheldon kissed her, oh Penny’s mind wandered. She knew, oh she knew it was going to be great when he went down on her. Maybe it was a perverted thing to think about during your first kiss with someone. But when that said someone never showed any signs of what his ‘deal’ was throughout the years you’ve known him and the thought of whether or not he’d be good at anything related to sex has always been in the back of your mind, maybe it was ok… Either way Penny didn’t really care. All she cared about was the way Sheldon sucked and nibbled on her clit like his life depended on it one morning during a commercial break as they watched Doctor Who before Leonard woke up.
Secret #4: Sheldon is really, no like really seriously great at sex!
Yes it’s baffling, extremely baffling. Penny was expecting awkwardness, fumbling and nervousness. But there was none of that. At all. Maybe that was Sheldon’s biggest secret of all. Maybe he wasn’t the virgin they all thought him to be. Maybe the skilled hands and mouth should have been a dead giveaway, but as Sheldon fucked her on his desk, with her legs resting on his shoulders, when she surprised him with lunch at his office when Raj was out sick, Penny just absolutely didn’t fucking care. He knew what he was doing and she didn't want him to...ever...stop...
Secret #5: Sheldon’s a great liar.
After months Leonard finally notices Sheldon’s slight change in routine. He notices the amount of time being spent with Penny. When asked after his now one hour longer laundry night whether or not something was going on, Sheldon didn’t miss a beat, “No. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have laundry to put away.” No facial tic present.