On the first day of Christmas...

[starless_knight]

On the First day or Christmas I got an STD:
It burns now when I pee.

On the Second day of Christmas I got an STD:
Two Herpes lumps,
and it burns now when I pee.

On the Third day of Christmas I got an STD:
Three pubic lice
Two herpes lumps
And it burns now when I pee.

On the Fourth day of Christmas I got an STD:
Hepatitus C
Three pubic lice
Two herpes lumps
And

Comments

[filkerdave]

You know, you're too young and innocent to be singing songs like this.

[johno]

{snerk}

Young: Yes.

Innocent....

[starless_knight]

...Burn. I think.

[sagesaria]

Honey, she's less innocent than I was at that age. Granted, she's only like...a year younger than I am, but who's counting?

[cacie]

You scared the crap outta me punkass

[folkmew]

Glad to know I wasn't the only one!! :-)

Yo J baybee - you comin to FKO? If you are maybe you can alternate a little paid babysitting (aka movie watching) with Gavin who also may do some. You'll like Gavin a lot I think, he's incredibly sweet, funny and actually pretty darned cute. But I digress... :-) Anyway - even if you DON'T want to commit to babysit it would be terrific to see you. :-)
Hugs!

[starless_knight]

*laugh* It made me giggle.

[a_m00se]

Oh my, Jordi, Oh my...

[starless_knight]

*evil grin*

Re: eeeewwwww

[starless_knight]

If I weren't a little sick how would yo know I'm related to my father? Would it help any if I told you that I didn't write it?

[blackpaladin]

That was cute, hon. Gives a whole new meaning to "have a happy but safe holiday," huh? -_^

[starless_knight]

Too true.