A few more possibilities...
...for my new desk sign:
"I'm ready to listen...are you ready to think?"
"Have a nice day....someplace else."
"Don't believe everything you think."
"Well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need..."
"Shh...that's the sound of nobody caring what you think."
"I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce."
"When I snap, you'll be the first to go."
And I really don't know. To say I'm torn is an understatement. They're all so very appropriate. What do you think?
"I'm ready to listen...are you ready to think?"
"Have a nice day....someplace else."
"Don't believe everything you think."
"Well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need..."
"Shh...that's the sound of nobody caring what you think."
"I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce."
"When I snap, you'll be the first to go."
And I really don't know. To say I'm torn is an understatement. They're all so very appropriate. What do you think?