Here we go, in order, and I SWEAR I didn't use google see actually when I read them I automatically said in the the way/accent of the people who said it. That's just SAAAAAAAAAAD.

( Oh yes. )

So, tomorrow I'm going to Bali. Yeah, that's right. I'm going on a plane on September 11th. How brave am I? No, not really. I'll only be away till Monday night - just a long weekend. We get there tommorow night about 9pm. We plan on shopping Friday, going on a day trip on the Saturday, Sunday will be my birthday so I'll have a massage at the hotel ( Read more... )

You know this is going to happen now. Perez will be gettin some sweet chin music.

( I AM YOU ARE WE ARE AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAAAAAA )

It took him a while but finally the last horse crosses the finish line.

So tonight was election night. The final result still hasn't been called but it looks like labor is out and it'll be a liberal/national coalition. So the new premier will be Colin Barnett. Fuck, he's such a tosser. Alan carpenter looked like a broken man tonight making his speech ( Read more... )

So! It's almost my birthday and I have compiled a (brief) tour of the things I want (and will not receive).

The girls will enjoy this. Boys, not so much...

( Chanel... )

1. One of the earliest songs you can remember listening to:
Paul Anka - Tell Laura I Love Her - My wee granda with the slippers used to sing this to me all the time. He called me Laura.

2. Song from the artist you last saw live:
Stereophonics - Handbags & Gladrags This isn't a Stereophonics song but I like it ( Read more... )

( Sexiest man alive )

Gah, I'm so tired ( Read more... )