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[starlingthefool]

So, I was looking through my search history on wikipedia, and found that someone had looked up something called "pearly penile papules". (Link is NSFW, surprise.)

Which, besides being a hilarious name for a bluegrass band, is kind of awesome looking, in a weird penis-frond kind of way.

HI INTERNET, I MAY HAVE EATEN TOO MUCH NUTELLA TODAY.

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[rufflefeather]

NUTELLA IS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD. Or on sliced bread. idk.

Also now that I know those are called pearly penile papules my life is complete.

[starlingthefool]

I know, right? With that, and learning that the word "smatch" is apparently a synonym for "taste" (IDK), I feel pretty accomplished.

NUTELLA IS MY COPILOT.

[rufflefeather]

That sounds very... not tasty.

I GREW UP ON NUTELLA

[gollumgollum]

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH NUTELLA.

I want to pet them, except my nurse brain is still going 'zomg, STI.' *twitch* Ow. Cognitive dissonance. Still, BEST NAME EVER.

Also, snatch smatch.

[starlingthefool]

A conversation between my roommate/wife:

me: OH MY GOD, APPARENTLY SMATCH IS A SYNONYM OF TASTE.
she: WAIT WAIT WHAT
me: SMATCH. MEANS TASTE.
she: SNATCH?!
me: NO, SMATCH
she: SNATCH?!
me: NO SMATCH WITH AN MMMMM NOT SNATCH
she: ...WHAT

Snatch smatch is the best smatch. After the smatch of nutella.

[gollumgollum]

SNATCH SMATCH.

/incapable of anything else

[starlingthefool]

I like the idea of someone doing a wine tasting, and going "WHY, I DETECT A SMATCH OF SNATCH IN THIS 2006 GARNACHA RESERVA."

[sandelwood]

Soooo, does Wiki somehow know that people you know have searched this? Because I know I've come across that one recently too. Probably wiki page hopping from something penis related, or hair related.

Or I was just looking at penises. I mean, there are toys with interesting variations like that.

[starlingthefool]

This was saved to my google chrome history, so I can only assume that someone borrowed my laptop, looked up penile papules, and then didn't bother to cover their tracks. I'm pretty sure I'd recall looking at that.

[jibrailis]

I'm shocked and surprised you had to search up "pearly penile papules." I thought PPPs were common knowledge!

I wish I could give you my Nutella. I have a whole jar of it that I haven't touched. Or maybe you are sick of Nutella now. Sadness!

[starlingthefool]

I'VE BEEN SO SHELTERED. WHERE HAVE PEARLY PENIS PAPULES BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

And I will never be sick of Nutella. I actually ate almost a jar a day while roadtripping last year. Granted, I was sharing it with two other people, but not THAT much.