Customer is shopping for a tv, wants a great deal, etc….

Other person comes over and says “what’s the best value on a tv?” I start to explain plasmas….

Guy walks away to check something on his phone, girl says “look, this is a sugar daddy situation, I need you girls on board to help me get what I want.”

No problem.

LOLZ

Oh yeah, and news alert, I've lost 17 lbs since sometime last year that I wanted to start trimming up. About 14 more lbs to go to get back to my karate days weight

I got an e-mail from Plaxo reminding me of your upcoming birthday.

Too bad you're a douche and don't want me in your life.

Happy Fucking Birthday.

<3 Jen

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I just saw this commercial on VH1.

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