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starmanwaiting

Girl, there's a better life for me and you

Apr 15, 2006 12:47

Why does Jim O'Hara have the worst timing ever? He's outside doing very loud lawn work while I trapped in the house barely making a peep as to not be detected. I'm sure he sees my car outside. I'm sure he heard me turn off the t.v. when I heard him bust out the rake. I'm sure he noticed how I haphazardly threw one of the couch covers on after ( Read more... )

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schnitzerdoodle April 15 2006, 23:14:03 UTC

Wait a second. You have a nephew? Nick has a kid? Since when?

I cannot believe that son of a bitch is without a baseball cap. I'll be he came to do yardwork in the hopes that you would be around so he could bother you. He keeps calling harassing me. I don't dare pick up the phone because I know I'll chew him out for calling me so fucking much. The rent is sent! Get over it! If he calls on Easter, I'll have no choice but to answer, say "It's fucking Easter," and hang up.

I HATE HIM! I am so full of anger toward him right now.

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schnitzerdoodle April 17 2006, 19:07:59 UTC

He called me on Eeaster. During fucking dinner. Luckily for him, my phone died as it was ringing so I didn't have the chance to pick up and bitch him out. I was so ready to pretend to be all religious. "You dare to call me on the Holiest day of the year?!" Ahhh, haha.

starmanwaiting April 15 2006, 23:52:23 UTC

Hahaha. I hope, for his safety, that he does not call you on Easter. I actually worked up the courage to go to my car and he says to me, "Have you spoken to Flahrence? I've called her atleast three times" and I says, "No, I haven't...she's in Virginia visiting family" and he says "Well I'm going to try calling her parents." and that was pretty much the end of that (P.S. That's how my dad tells stories: "and I says to the guy...") I wish I hadn't let that leaf-raking bastard make me a prisoner in my own house.

Oh, I meant my cousin's first birthday. If Nick knocked up a girl you'd be the first to know, trust me.

anonymous April 25 2006, 07:02:34 UTC

Whaaat? Why do you have to hide from the lawnman? So curious I am! I am so out of the loop. Srsly. (I thought I was the only asshole to spell srsly like srsly.)

lair_of_z April 25 2006, 07:03:02 UTC

D'oh. Fuck you livejournal. You said I was logged in!

anonymous April 25 2006, 19:14:41 UTC

Aaaah you!
I hide from the lawnman/landlord because at the time I owed him rent $ and I am very afraid of confrontation. It's not an exciting story, sorry - I'm just a poor, meek bastard.

I use "srsly" out of respect for Florence, I know she appreciates it. I'm glad you do it too though.

starmanwaiting April 25 2006, 19:16:17 UTC

Damn livejournal I hate you too!