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[starmanwaiting]

tonight was a gingerbread travesty. god hates me for being gay, I think. or my oven does.

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[yellowdrewby]

I'll probably hear all about this soon enough, but until then...

hahaha, gingerbread travesty is a great pairing of words

[__quiver__]

gingerbread travesty = indier than thou band?

the best band ever to be dipped in milk.

[first_kiss]

okay, so I wanted to leave this in your myspace for all to see, and I'm sure I will when it's not "down for maintenance" (seriously? SERIOUSLY?!?)

This is for you because...well....just beacause it's FUCKING PRINCE. And hard objects in his pants.

[dancingqueenmc]

I know we don't know each other but I thought I should let you know that I just laughed really effin hard.

[yellowdrewby]

Prince's guitar and crotch are awe-inspiring!!

[dancingqueenmc]

Jesse, is your oven God? Does the fate of humanity lie within the hot, fikle cavern that is your oven? Perhaps you must now sacrifice a newborn in order to appease the Oven God because obviously (s)he's really upset with you.

[starmanwaiting]

Drew- Gingerbread Travesty might be my favorite phrase ever right now. I'm proud of me, too.
Gillian- haha, so good. It is very indier than thou sounding. I'd most likely go nuts at the concert and steal the guitarists' guitar and dip it in milk it and eat the hell out it. GINGERBREAD TRAVESTY!
Heidi- HAHAHA, that came out of nowhere and I love it to death. Oh Prince and your relentless sexuality, I love you too. HAHA, yay! (and his guitar rocks my world too)
Maria- Your advice is incredibly sound and wise. I'm considering it. Maybe the gingerbread men we attempted to shape were the sacrifices, and now it will be appeased. My fingers are crossed and frightened.

When Cat came over one time, she did say that if there was one household appliance that would best represent me, it would be our oven (because it is old and avocado-greenish). So in that respect, maybe I'm just doing this to myself.