...part three
so.. today I thought it would be a good idea to take caffeine pills after antihistamines made me sleepy. bad idea? oh yes solution? therapeutic quizzes
Not so dumb fuck
Your extremely offensive IQ is 120
Well done, you have learnt to question the evidence base for everything. You're probably still a dumb fuck though.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 47% on IQ
Link: The Extremely offensive IQ Test written by KingDiamond on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
ENFP - The Champion
Your Type is 100% Extroverted, 25% Observant, 12% Logical and 43% Structured
Your type is known as the Champion type, which is part of the larger group called idealists. Nothing occurs that does not have some deep and ethical significance in your eyes. You see life as an exciting drama. You are very charismatic, yet tend to be too harsh on yourself for not being as genuine as you think you should be. 3% of the population shares your type.
As a romantic partner, you need to talk about what is going on in your life. You are a strong supporter for your partner's efforts to grow and change and be happy. You need to feel that same support from your partner. Expressive, optimistic, and curious, you are eager to enjoy new experiences with your partner, whom you wish to be your confidant and soul mate, as well as play mate. You are uncomfortable sharing negative emotion, though, and tend to withdraw from confrontation and process your feelings privately. You feel most loved when your partner appreciates your creativity, accepts your uniqueness, and sees you as the compassionate person you are. You need to hear your partner tell you how much you mean to them and would love if they did thoughtful spontaneous things to demonstrate it.
Your group summary: idealists (NF)
Your type summary: ENFP
vincex's shorter version of this test.
My longer version of this same test. The real deal.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 68% on outgoing
You scored higher than 37% on observant
You scored higher than 21% on logical
You scored higher than 58% on structured
Link: The Quick and Dirty Personality Test written by unpretentious2 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
I don't know if I agree with that much extrovertedness..
Pure Nerd
52 % Nerd, 21% Geek, 17% Dork
For The Record:
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.
The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.
Congratulations!
Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in any of the following:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Professional Wrestling
Love & Sexuality
America/Politics
Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 49% on nerdiness
You scored higher than 24% on geekosity
You scored higher than 13% on dork points
Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Semi Freak
Congratulations! You scored 12/20!
Props for knowing a lot of the terms. You must be an avid porn collector. I give you a gold star.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 37% on sex termability
Link: The Name that Sex Term Test written by hautepink on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
what can I say
P... Phosphorous
You scored 39 Mass, 43 Electronegativity, 40 Metal, and 30 Radioactivity!
You're high energy... really high. Unfortunately, you don't always put your energy to calm constructive use and sometimes let it all out in intense bursts. If your energy can be harnessed however, you will produce truly great things. I suggest you take up a job that runs you ragged... like opening and closing a Sodium-Potassium pump. Socially you ought to hang with a crowd that is even more social than you. If you don't, well... all those people who spontaneously combusted throughout history... you guessed it, phosphorous people who didn't have enough to occupy themselves. When picking friends make sure most of them rated high on the electronegativity scale... Chlorines, Oxygens and whatnot.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 56% on Mass
You scored higher than 82% on Electroneg
You scored higher than 20% on Metal
You scored higher than 89% on Radioactivity
Link: The Which Chemical Element Am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
You scored 43!
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 28% on strongness
Link: The would you survive in prison Test written by ilikethetests on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Not too hot.
You're 65% awesome
Just like (the original line-up of) Rocket From the Tombs, you may be awesome once you scratch the surface, but first impressions aren't doing you any favours.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 14% on awesomeness
Link: The Revised Ben-Friendly Test written by josefk on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
I do not know who Ben is, but evidently that is irrelevant.
Pretty Messy
You scored 61% Dirtiness!
Your score indicates that your mind is on its way to true dirty status. You've passed the test, but there are some things you could work on. You appreciate dirty things and you wouldn't call your thoughts pure, but you haven't gone completely dirty. You don't have a hard time thinking dirty, but you're probably less driven to do so than someone with a true dirty mind.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 31% on Dirtiness
Link: The Dirty Mind Test written by demainneviendra on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test