WHO WANTS A STROKES TICKET?

[starmonday]

Edit:  so, alot of this is basically a ramble about the last few days.  don't feel obligated to read it all.

harumph.

I am feeling bitter today, mostly at my girl-ness and related issues.

Also at me being an idiot yesterday.

Started The Da Vinci Code yesterday.  about halfway, DO NOT spoil a bloody thing.  I'm already mad at the trailers for that.

I've

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[you_have_aids]

BANANABANNABANABANNABNANANA TERRACOTTA PIE

professor Langdon marries a chimp, then they thrice dance in a moonlit park.

Hence the Davinci Code.

Oh, and he makes love to a parrot. But thats a whole different story, which requires yet another 700 + page novel. (or however many pages it is.)

Theres no such thing as too much alcohol. until you DIE

sorry for tspoilng the novel, tbhere

[starmonday]

Why can't I have a normal boyfriend?

[you_have_aids]

I have a severe mental disorder

please be more sensitive :(

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