Upset

[starmoonbeam]

I'm a vegetarian. I have been since I was 19 years old. I slowly took meat out of my diet so to best learn how to properly substitute protien. Everyone in my life is alright with my decesion except my mother. She hates it and criticizes me about it. Hell, Sean's family makes sure I can eat. My mother tells me how difficult my decision is for

Comments

[devil_of_paris]

Your mother is crazy and in a permanent state of menopause.

Maybe you've secretly become a plant. You've given up meat, you like to go barefoot, and it seems you've learned to process carbon dioxide and produce oxygen as a waste product through photosynthesis. What's it like to have greenish skin? j/k <3

[starmoonbeam]

The plant hypothesis could be it. I don't know about greenish skin, but I have had greenish hair. I think it revolves around the unknown mysterey of whether I'm fae or not.

[w00tisophical]

Or you could always show up as Poison Ivy, that oughta keep her quiet for a little while anyway. How very strange though, where does she want to take you, a butchershop?

[starmoonbeam]

Which version of Ivy? Hush Ivy is probably the best but a hard look to duplicate.

[w00tisophical]

Is that the one where she's pretty much just covered in plants? Yeah I don't recommend using real poison ivy. You could call yourself the Photosynthesizer with your everyday identity being part of a 80s electronic rock band called Green Thumb. I think I got up too early today.

[starmoonbeam]

You never sat through Xanadu have you. THe 80s right now is directly tied to the phrase electric orange. It was a frightening film.

[frogmart]

This coming from the woman who believes a roll of lifesavers is a meal!!
I don't think she has the clout on a nutritional stand point.

[starmoonbeam]

I had forgotten about the lifesavers breathmint lunch. No mum can't talk about nutrition or being a good eater at all can she.