1. I am a male
2. I am not exploding at this very moment
3. Han Solo before he goes rebellion is the epitome of awesome
4. I am a dork (see above)
5. Double your pleasure, double your fun, thats the state-mint of the great-mint with double-mint gum.
6. I have a stapler... wouldn't you like to see it?
7. Seven
8. Wow for being twenty facts about me, and already being number eight, ive stated very little about me...
9. I am large and in charge
10. I have two, count em two, paper routes
11. I have a car, and the starter is giving me trouble... ARRRG!
12. I have brown hair
13. I have size 15 shoes, and they fit, because I have giant clown feet... I STOLE THEM FROM A CLOWN
15. I dont like the number fourteen
16. I am a christian
17. I like chinese food
18. I am NOT A MAN WHOM COLLECTS VINTAGE BOXER SHORTS
19. Blarg? That about describes me.
20. TWENTY, IM DONE, WHICH MAKES ME HAPPY.