I am the worlds tallest midget

[staronyourwrist]

da ali g show is baller... im sooo effin bored man i cant wait till tomorrow night when i head back for orlando. im excited for the road trip..that will probably be the highlight of the week. except when i get to orlando and have to live w/ my roomate dah. whatever. shes having her mom come back with her to come check out the apartment or whatever

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[mynameiscarl]

I haven't let go of mommy's hand just yet. She still dresses me bathes me.