Things to Say While Slugging Pushy Opus Dei Members

[starphoenixt]

This is what I want to say/do to the cadre of Opus Dei zombies who are currently trying to convert my (Protestant) boyfriend.

"Convert this!" (throw a left jab to the nose)

"Offer it up to God!" (right hook to the temple)

"Hurts more than a cilice, huh?" (roundhouse kick)

(kick to groin) "Oops. Oh well, you numeraries are all celibate anyway..."

Comments

[erkunden]

I keep coming across this and thinking of you. :)