In holy Matressmoney.

[starplucker]

Quick note from my Mama's couch in Chesapeake, since I've got an hour or so before needing to head into Norfolk. Hitting Macarthur Center in the hopes of a new dress shirt before walking down to the Pagoda to watch my high school girlfriend get married. Folks, I don't know what pagan gods you've been sacrificing to over the past month, but the

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[sexymuppet]

Which girlfriend?

[starplucker]

Sarah Myers! It was a beautiful ceremony, she and the new husband couldn't be happier.